Curse

Divinitys Creature · Oct 18, 2005, 02:58 PM // 14:58

"Will you marry me" - Witchbalde, to me, yesterday

Platinum Agent · Oct 19, 2005, 12:47 AM // 00:47

"Fishing is a life and death struggle between a man and a fish. Remember this, for you will surely get hurt."

-Mugen imitating Jin from Samurai Champloo.

Signet of Humility · Oct 19, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57

OMG I Cant Believe its not BUTTER!
~From my Fridge

Lag Hell · Oct 19, 2005, 07:52 AM // 07:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature

"Will you marry me" - Witchbalde, to me, yesterday

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Naprius · Oct 19, 2005, 08:00 AM // 08:00

first comes love, then comes marriage

then comes bashing eachothers head in with the coffee table you don't know who bought it

Lag Hell · Oct 19, 2005, 08:25 AM // 08:25

You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regenreation powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging
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Naprius · Oct 19, 2005, 08:55 AM // 08:55

Let's have a little talk with catherine hepburns mom shall we?
Why did you throw the heart of the (blalal) in the ocean?
couldn't you and leonardo have taken turns laying on the door or we're you afraid of freezing your BIG, FAT ASS off!?

-bruce in bruce almighty after hearing he didn't get anchor

Omega_2005 · Oct 19, 2005, 08:58 AM // 08:58

"Crawling in my skin... These wounds... they will... not heal..."

Linkin Park - Crawling

Lag Hell · Oct 19, 2005, 09:17 AM // 09:17

"fear is how i fall..confusing wat is real.."
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Frits · Oct 19, 2005, 09:35 AM // 09:35

If anything can go wrong, it will.

The only people who find what they search in life are hairsplitters(people who kill Musquitos)

Dualinity · Oct 19, 2005, 09:57 AM // 09:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodobird

dont know if anyone said this alrdy but here it is

"screw u guys, im going home"
"mom........."
"sweeeet"
"kyle u stupid jew"

eric cartman

Best quotes possible.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 20, 2005, 02:50 AM // 02:50

Give peace a chance- Lenon

Janky Crackafoo · Oct 20, 2005, 02:50 AM // 02:50

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.--Groucho Marx

Have you ever noticed? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin

Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it! -- Robin

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. -- Jean Giraudoux

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. -- Dan Quayle

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 20, 2005, 02:51 AM // 02:51

None shall pass- THe black night

TheEPIC · Oct 20, 2005, 05:49 AM // 05:49

"In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams." - A wise Elbonian

nightrunner · Oct 20, 2005, 06:58 AM // 06:58

"It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling"

"I hope this teaches you kids a lesson: kids never learn."

~Ender Wiggum

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're not good for much, but they bring a smile to your face as you push them down a flight of stairs"

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rikku."
"Who's your Rikku?"
~ Rikku <3

Naprius · Oct 20, 2005, 07:02 AM // 07:02

the report of my death was an exaggeration.
- Mark Twain

Suppose you're a complete idiot and suppose you're a member of Congress
but i repeat myself.
- Mark Twain

Lag Hell · Oct 20, 2005, 08:12 AM // 08:12

the greatest glory is not in never falling, but rising every time we fall.

Count Feanor · Oct 20, 2005, 12:54 PM // 12:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lag Hell

You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regenreation powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging

Nice, Hellsing.

Trails in the sand by Wunhung Lo...or

Trails in the sand by Peter Dragon

"I am your father." -Vader

Naprius · Oct 20, 2005, 01:19 PM // 13:19

'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?'
'Well, that would be a start.'
-Cary Grant

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-Groucho Marx

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
-Mark Twain

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.
-Ambrose Bierce

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
-Benny Hill

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-Redd Foxx

INFIDEL, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. (See GIAOUR.) A kind of scoundrel imperfectly reverent of, and niggardly contributory to, divines, ecclesiastics, popes, parsons, canons, monks, mollahs, voodoos, presbyters, hierophants, prelates, obeah-men, abbes, nuns, missionaries, exhorters, deacons, friars, hadjis, high-priests, muezzins, brahmins, medicine-men, confessors, eminences, elders, primates, prebendaries, pilgrims, prophets, imaums, beneficiaries, clerks, vicars-choral, archbishops, bishops, abbots, priors, preachers, padres, abbotesses, caloyers, palmers, curates, patriarchs, bonezs, santons, beadsmen, canonesses, residentiaries, diocesans, deans, subdeans, rural deans, abdals, charm-sellers, archdeacons, hierarchs, class-leaders, incumbents, capitulars, sheiks, talapoins, postulants, scribes, gooroos, precentors, beadles, fakeers, sextons, reverences, revivalists, cenobites, perpetual curates, chaplains, mudjoes, readers, novices, vicars, pastors, rabbis, ulemas, lamas, sacristans, vergers, dervises, lectors, church wardens, cardinals, prioresses, suffragans, acolytes, rectors, cures, sophis, mutifs and pumpums.
-Ambrose Bierce